An exchange with our lovely daughter today...
Bria and her baby doll were sitting in a laundry basket, and she anounces, "Baby is hungry, she needs some milk," as she proceeds to lift her shirt to nurse her baby.
A few minutes later she is walking around, rocking the baby in her arms, and she says, "Aw, you need a bottle!"
I said, "Why does she need a bottle? If she's hungry, why don't you give her mommy milk?"
To which she replied, "Because it is empty!"