Upon seeing this photo in my news feed...
Bria: "Is that a mommy?"
Mom: "No, it's a man."
Bria: (closer inspection) "But he has boobs!"
(Justin says that should say beewbs. By the way, this is the story behind that pic: http://bit.ly/15Pru0z)
After watching Bria get ice cream on her face, then bend down to rub her face on the blanket wrapped around her...Dad: "Don't wipe your face on the blanket!"
Bria: "I was wiping the blanket on my face!"